Thursday, 3 December 2015

Just a Wife?

From Dogs Naturally Magazine Facebook page
The master read this and got upset. I don't know why. I'm not planning on going anywhere anytime soon. He shared the sentiment with the mistress and she got upset too. Not at the thought of me dying. No, about the fact that he'd miss me more.

He replied that this was not true. She was a lot more difficult to replace. She smiled. He should have stopped at this point but he didn't.

"It's not as if I could go down to a wife rescue centre and pick up a replacement; one that's already been neutered, had all their shots, having been checked over by a GP. Preferably one that's not been abused in case they have issues." He then wondered if he would be better selecting a cute, young wifey or one who's already been house-trained. 

He's sleeping on my couch tonight.

Remember a wife is for life, not just for Christmas. And any more comments like that and he'll be getting a Christmas card from her divorce attorney.