|From Dogs Naturally Magazine Facebook page|
He replied that this was not true. She was a lot more difficult to replace. She smiled. He should have stopped at this point but he didn't.
"It's not as if I could go down to a wife rescue centre and pick up a replacement; one that's already been neutered, had all their shots, having been checked over by a GP. Preferably one that's not been abused in case they have issues." He then wondered if he would be better selecting a cute, young wifey or one who's already been house-trained.
He's sleeping on my couch tonight.
Remember a wife is for life, not just for Christmas. And any more comments like that and he'll be getting a Christmas card from her divorce attorney.